(by tess roby)
THROW JACK KEROUAC OFF A FLATBED PICKUP
SMASH WHITE DECADENCE ICONFIGURES. EAT A SQUIRREL. FUCK.
THROW JACK KEVORKIAN OFF A FLATBED SCANNER!
(via gabbygabbypoetry)
(via alebloo)
The worst is ugly short men. Women can be short, but for men it is impossible. It is something that they will not forgive in life - to be born short. I have never been friends with a short man in my life. Don’t trust them; they are mean, and they want to kill you.
(Source: theressomuchtodreamabout)
Thank you to Dan Jones of Electronic Beats for this interview
“I’m sorry, but are you made of derp?”
(Source: electric--boogaloo, via annetdonahue)
How to respond to the inevitable “#OWS Protesters drink Starbucks” question (or any variation thereof) #occupy
This cunt is the embodiment of illogical liberal reactionary idiocy. “I’m a smug cunt, your argument invalid.” Also, just say cunt.
(Source: cmn4100, via mediamemes)
What a fucking waste of good fuel and war-machines! Instead of leaving rednecks in awe, why not head Over There and waste some brown people instead. Uhmurrickuh, fuck yay.
(Source: pushthemovement, via thewestend)
